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This stripper and i got into the fight over the coolness of fanny packs. She...– Anonymous man in VA
Worry about the innocent nubiles. They are the ones who will be crushed.– Anonymous man from San Fransisco
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I’m biking to work.
Death Camp for Hipsters
My friend Brendan is living in Portland. He just forwarded me some material on Kyle Burris who is on the ballott for Portland’s Mayoral race: I will enact a final solution for Portland’s Hipsters: I will build a massive camp in outer NW Portland, and I will call it “Death Camp for Hipsters”. Half of Portland’s hipster population will think this is some hot new band,...
You want your entertainment company to survive in the future? Hire those under...– Bob Lefsetz
The Fucking Champs - Policenauts This song makes...
The Daily Swarm - Barack Obama gets coveted Tear... →
Thanks goes to Grogan for this link.
"Cath..." by Death Cab For Horses
Did Band of Horses write this song? If they didn’t they should cover it. I loved Death Cab For Cutie’s sophomore album We Have The Facts (And We’re Voting Yes), but since then they’ve been pretty bland (save for a few tracks hear and there). I will admit this album is their strongest since WHTFAWVY, but it will take much more to match the focus, production, rawkward...
Gato Island - Home of The Schnookem's Cat →
Just when you think it can’t get any better, you click on a link like this. Thanks, Zac.